I’m the Euphoric frickin’ Llama.

This is basically the same as a post from my old blog, which was at this location and doesn’t exist any more because I was trigger-happy with TRUNCATE TABLE blog;. Check it out.

OK, there are basically five steps to inner peace (and outer, but that’s less important). If you achieve peace at any time, immediately stop following the steps - you’re done. And as a bonus, people will think twice about destroying your peace next time.

Here we go:

1. Shout at it.
2. Ignore it.
3. Poke it.
4. Kick it.
5. Stab it.

And thus, you are enlightened. Now go, my son, and spread the wisdom.